Black Knights

I don't think those dark and sinister black knights are as bad as we all always think. Sure, they look scary when we see them on a barren field in the middle of the night, but underneath that foreboding veneer, they are usually just nice, red-headed young men like me.

I should know. I used to be one (a scary, darkish knight; I am still a nice red-head). Does that surprise you? It shouldn't. I am much more formidable than you'd typically consider.

I have deep powers that you'd never consider; I am Dark Ben Knight Man Head Face Bottom!