Worms and Dung Beetles

You know, worms wouldn't be so made fun of if they ate something besides dirt (I guess they aren't dung beetles, so that's good). Then again, if they get in a fight at school, and the bully says, "eat dirt!"—they probably get a silly look on their face and then eat it and smile with all the dirt grains in their wormy teeth. And then they never make any friends, unless at that point all the picked on kids get the spirit of standing up to bullies and at that moment, they run them (the bullies that is) out of town.

Yeah, that would be great; unless the bullies were fish. Then the worms would just be eaten. And the picked on kids would be even more scared. It is probably why fish aren't allowed to attend elementary school in 45 states and most countries.