20.11.08

Redundant

Do you really need to say Series of Unfortunate Events? Can't you just say Unfortunate Events? Don't they always come in series for you too? I mean, if I had a pickled pig's foot for every time she told me, no, she never really like my dancing—just before I failed my knitting and basket weaving final and just after I wrecked my Honda Hobbit—I'd have half a baker's dozen pig's feet (in addition to my already stored quarter pint of tears).