Kalym

ERGGG! It wasn't that big a deal! My coworker had brought in her famous lamb and cabbage dip and I thought it was free game. And now she is all mad at me. I even left her a nice verse to smooth things over (taken below from original Russian).

This is Just to Say:

I have eaten

your dip

that was on

your desktop

and which

I knew you were

saving

for your son's

kalym feast.

Forgive me,

it was wonderful:

all meaty and cabbagey,

and I had rye bread

that shouldn't

be wasted.

She didn't even seem to care! I was sincere in my writings! AHHHH!

I wish I had a dog.