You see, I was tasked with buying a birthday card for a visiting dignitary from Molvanîa, and while looking, I came across a monkey card. You know the type, the monkey is on the card and inside it says something cheeky (it said: STUMZ STUM PLAIS-EIN STUMZ!— which is in Molvanîan, so I don't actually know what it means, but it's probably funny).
What makes monkeys the funniest animal? Have you ever seen a geep? Or an angry cow with a glue gun? Now thems funny. I would like to see that on a card. A cow and a geep with glue gun.
I can see it now.
:)